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    Tex Williams is Dead
                                   
                                           --News Item 10/12/85

    Tex Williams
                                  that country guy who wrote
           “Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (that Cigaret)”
                                           is dead
                                       from cancer.
    Maybe God decided to work
                                   a little poetic justice?
           Setting this guy up as a little example
                                           for the zillions of people
           who were fooled into thinking
                                           cigarets were the way to go?
    Only cancer
           is the way smokers usually go.
                                           And even a whole pack of cigs
                   can’t keep them steady
           when they discover that, in exchange
                                           for all the cowboy mystique
                                                           wild sex appeal
                   and you’ve-come-a-long-way-toots chic
           the cigarets miraculously gave them,
                                           they’re going to have to pay
                   with their life. Which costs a lot more
           than all the cigs they ever smoked.
    Yes, that’s when the smoker realizes he was fooled,
           when Dr. Death, barely able
                           to keep from snickering,
                                           slips past the nurses,
           steals into the sickroom and says,
                   as he shoves a mirror in the guy’s face,
                                           “Don’t look so glum,
                                                           I’m not coming for you yet!”
           Then Dr. Death he laughs so hard he chokes.
                           So he says, “I’ve got to go,
                                                   I just wanted to let you know
           I’ll be back in a few months!”
                                                   The guy in the sickbed,
           which suddenly seems very much like a deathbed,
                             gets real shaky then and wishes
                                                           he could have a cigarette.
                   But the doctor took them away.
    So he just grits his teeth
                                   remembering how tough
               John Wayne was.