CRAIG STONE WORKS GET IT?

    (Before you read on, in all seriousness: I was
    around 40 when the Iraq War began. My boys
    were toddlers. I was against the war then and
    I am against the war now, for the same
    reason: I want each and every son and
    daughter to come home immediately. When
    my boys started playing with army men and
    the war started I couldn't stop thinking about
    all of our young men and women over there,
    and all of the suffering that goes on day after
    day. All of the art work I've done is with
    those thoughts in mind.  Even though the
    works are created with toys, I'm not aiming
    for whimsy. I don't find anything funny about
    this war, or any other war. Let's have a draft
    that includes every able-bodied adult
    American. Maybe then our stupid
    interventionist wars would end.)

    Why Army Men?
    Well. Right before the Iraq war and
    after our Afghanistan misadventure
    had begun, my boys were beginning
    to play with toys that I could
    remember playing with when I was
    a kid. Hot Wheels. Marbles. G.I.
    Joe. ARMY MEN.

    An aunt and uncle of mine gave me
    a deluxe box of army men when I
    was nine or ten. This aunt and
    uncle's kids seemed to have every
    type of expensive toy whenever I
    visited their house, which I almost
    never did. Their kids' bedroom was
    like Toys R Us, not K-Mart,
    Treasure Island, Arlan's (a
    Milwaukee discount store) or dime
    store. (Yes, dime store. There was
    still penny candy.) So, naturally, the
    toy I got from them was one I
    would not even have known about
    unless it was in the Sear's
    Catalogue, which I would pore over
    and drool and circle all the toys my
    parents could choose from. (Why
    do parents even bother wrapping
    socks at xmas? Who knows. All I
    know now is that my own kids
    sometimes get sweaters, pants, or
    winter hats for Christ-mas and
    Hanukkah Harry.)

    The deluxe set had a terrain map,
    green and gray soldiers, tanks,
    vehicles, barbed wire, planes (I
    think). The bad guy Nazi's actually
    had...them. They had half-tracks,
    machine guns and Tiger Tanks.
    comics. I still remember when Rock
    and Easy Co. lifted a turret off a
    bombed tank and set it on a hill to
    blast the bad guys. Buddah-Buddah-
    Buddah, not Buddha Buddha
    Buddha. Wow.)

    I played with my set in the dirt in
    the backyard and it was the coolest,
    largest battlefield I could ever have
    imagined with real foxholes and
    bases and pill boxes and trenches.

    So when I had boys I decided to get
    them army men. And I soon
    discovered that I had as much fun
    buying them as I had getting them
    decades ago. And I could afford to
    buy deluxe toys, which in this case
    meant bags and bags of army men
    with all the tanks, etc.

    But at the same time real bombs
    were falling in Iraq and Afghanistan
    and real people were dying every
    day. This is partly why my wife
    was against having army men in the
    house. I preferred to let the boys
    have their fun. They would find
    about the real world soon enough.
    (In fact, my oldest boy was fairly
    youmg when he first saw Paths of
    Glory, All Quiet on the Western
    Front, For Whom the Bell Tolls,
    etc.  He eventually started saying,
    "I'm NEVER going in the army.")

    Every time the boys played I
    thought of the real people dying and
    the real bombs exploding, my
    Buddha sense. The Vajrapani in me
    wants to ask the perpetrators:
    "What exactly is bombing going to
    accomplish? Show me how venn
    diagrams of terror will translate into
    providing food and shelter and
    schools for the innocents. How does
    terror make peace? Is it okay
    because it will create jobs
    afterward? Give it an eternal rest.

    So my artwork became a way for
    me to "play" with army men again,
    only this time in a serious way.
    Plus, I have an excuse to buy boxes
    of bag after bag of army men.
    You'll see two main types of army
    men: what I consider the classic
    WWII green and tan and a new
    type consisting of two sides of
    green. This was perfect: neither and
    both good and bad on both sides.
    I've seen "terrorist" figures but
    that's a little too realistic.

    What got me going initially was
    finding bags and bags of miniature
    green and tan at a dollar store. This
    blew my mind. I started making
    mini army men artworks because
    the idea of the tiny ones put me in
    mind of "larger" people making
    "little" people into army men. The
    first artwork to combine larger men
    and tiny men was XXXXX, the big
    ones cleaning up the little ones.
Army Man Army Visuals
Primitive Country
Scene
Still Fighting After All
These Years
Season's Greetings
Thanks for the
Memories
Greetings From Iraq