CRAIG STONE WORKS GET IT?

    Every One of Me’s Got It.

    I’ve got it.
    You know that. I know that.
    Not everyone’s got it,
    but I certainly reruns do.

    Every one of me
    tries to spell his own name
    from the tallest tree,
    from the tippiest branch
    you can snap your fingers to.
    Just a bunch of god damn chimps.
    And that’s not the amethyst of it.

    Think on this—the frozen river,
    above the thawing rivulets of fish,
    above the river bed you now sleep on
    full of smooth stones colder
    than her feet under the mossy blankets.

    She’s never coming back.

    (It's not like she’s dead
    one of me says, she’s just
    out of the box you delivered.
    Oh yeah? Very funny.)

    If it was something you did.
    If it was something you didn’t do.
    If it was nothing but going right
    through the red flooring it.
    Or maybe A or B or C or D
    multiple choices you never thought of.
    Plethoras, myriads, biscottis and bozos.
    Chances, consequences, cupcakes and chumps.

    There’s not a word that rhymes with it.
    You know, even a chimp’s hands will jump
    to cover his erectile function
    when the boss jungles in.
    You didn’t know that?
    Well, now you probably don’t either.
    As usual. Just smart enough
    to get wet in the shower
    before plugging in.
    Ouch. That’s got to hurt every time.
    And it does.

    And if you thought the days
    Were rooms without walls before,
    try cantilevering any one of them now.
    You don’t have the cheese, you petard.
    You would have had to saw
    every circumlocution into blocks
    just to prevent them from thawing,
    sawdust be damned.
    How’s that for global warming
    your hands by the fire?
    It’s a pit!
    Ice age? What ice age?
    You don’t need any more ice.
    It’s cold enough already.